WOOOW Jokes!!!!!...............

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Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
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Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Bahut Tarif Karli
Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane Koi Aap Se Sikhe…

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Arz Kiya Hai…
Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain.. ..
Idhar Hum Khamosh Baithe Hain.
Baat Ho To Kaise Ho..
Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjush Baithe Hain…

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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

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Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

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Love is Docomo, do the New.

Mariage is idea
can change Ur life

Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows

But

Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan
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