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Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareeda Aur Khane Laga. Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Amarood Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.
Santa Gusse Se: Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se Toh Kida Nikla Hai. Amrood Wale Ne Kuch Socha Aur Phir Bola: Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye. Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: Achcha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De. Bant Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari. Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole. Bhagwan: Var Maango Vats. Aadmi Sharmate Hue Bola: Prabhu, Aap Jaisa Soch Rahe Ho Main Vesa Nahi Hu, Mujhe To Vadhu Chahiye. Kidnapper: We have your husband. Wife: Where did you abduct him from? Kidnapper: Gym Wife: Hahaha, then that's not my husband! Wife: You know what day today is? Me: Our anniversary? Wife: No, it's Friday, the 13th. The scariest day. Me: Oh so it's the same! Going to the mall for shopping with your wife is like going to the casino for gambling, you lose track of the time and don't know how much money you have spent! |